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...that i didn't know there was a new die hard movie coming out.

When in the world did he have a son?

i was thinking when in the world did he have a daughter?

but now that i think about it, i think they had kids in the first one. they were staying with their grandparents while he was in l.a.

i think.

What? You mean you don't have the script memorized?

i was right:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_McClane#Family

not memorized per se.
just the awesome parts.
like "i'm crazy man, but not that crazy"
pure. gold.

haha, i tried to find the clip for that but i guess it's so obscure that no one would ever post it.

it was in die hard 2 when john mcclane asks the news helicopter pilot to go in front of the plane, and the pilot was like, "no way i'm going to play chicken with a 747! i'm crazy man, but i'm not that crazy"
i always thought it was such a stupid thing to say haha.

Oh John Mcclane, will you ever win?

um. yeah. he wins like every movie.

Does he really win?
After almost 20 years, he's still a mid ranked cop, depressed as heck, divorced, estranged from his kids, no love life and his only friends are glasses Samuel Jackson and nerdy Apple guy.

don't forget the black cop from family matters.

you know, this guy:

lol

Lol, black cops.

He's all the way in L.A. though. He's got a new black replacement friend.

friendship like that knows no distances.

Yeah... they probably still talk to each other via walkie talkie.