good guy flask

[nature boy]

no. that's not gold. that is stupid.

[Duncan]

says who? there are a lot of stupid things out there that people buy... just because it's stupid doesn't mean it can't be gold! like those crazy sun visors that chinese people wear everywhere that make them look like they're gonna go up in space... stupid? yes... gold? according to chinese people yup

[Wetundies]

I've seen japanese ppl wear them as well.

Would you rather them carry an umbrella around?

[nature boy]

haha, good point. ok, someone patent a cloth tablet that can be sewn into your jacket. quick.

[Duncan]

already done! i spent 10 grand on the patent! i think i made a good investment guys

[nature boy]

is it as good as buying a house in vegas?

[Duncan]

probably... i have a feeling this investment will return 110.... dollars?

[nature boy]

if even that.