mazda flash mob

[nature boy]

so i got an email from mazda saying that they're going to "jump start" vancouver at metrotown today at 1pm. i went there for lunch and i saw just a mazda3 parked there. ok, nothing special. but when i was leaving at around 12:50 i saw a bunch of people in orange jumpsuits. i figured they were getting ready for a flash mob.

i turned around and went back in to see it.



aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it sucked. just plain sucked. i mean, i've seen people suck before, but those were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

[geForce]

You should've recorded that ish, man.

[nature boy]

no, it wasn't worth it. seriously. they were like the worst dancers ever.

[nature boy]

oh look what i found:


if you go to 3:14 you see me walking up the stairs. and i wouldn't bother watching the rest, it's that bad. makes me want to get rid of our mazda haha.

[nature boy]

oh, and i don't know if you can tell, but the guy with the steadycam thing has a point and shoot on there. lolz.

[nature boy]

i'm bumping up the threads that i actually want you guys to read haha. this one because i'm in the video lol.

[Duncan]

i thought a flash mob was supposed to be regular people in regular clothes? isn't this just a bunch of idiots wearing orange? that kinda defeats the purpose of a flash mob... this is kinda like "hey, look at our horribly choreographed dance"

[nature boy]

yeah i guess so. but i guess a flash mob could be any large group of people in a regular urban area "spontaneously" breaking out in dance.

if you watch the vid, you can see so many mistakes and bad timing. it's pretty awful.

[Duncan]

yea, but everyone dressing up in orange isn't spontaneous... it's kinda like the opposite of spontaneous.. lol

[nature boy]

actual flash mobs aren't spontaneous either. they just are meant to look like they are. i think the idea behind this one is that these orange dudes are inmates or something. but the thriller inmates were way better lol.