i thought this was funny

[nature boy]

my friend put this in his fb status:
"If a tiger had sex with a tornado and then their tiger-nado baby got
married to an earthquake, their offspring would be Rajinikanth."

it was funny before i googled rajinikanth. then it got HILARIOUS.

[nature boy]

Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is
Rajinikanth’s email id is gmail@ rajinikanth.com
Rajinikanth can drown a fish
Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes
Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone
Rajinikanth did, in fact, build Rome in a day
Rajinikanth electrocuted Iron Man
Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret
Rajinikanth killed the dead sea
Rajinikanth can divide by zero
Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of its corners off
Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice
Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano
When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down
Rajinikanth can delete the recycle bin

[geForce]

Is rajinikanth a brown jack bauer?

[nature boy]

jack bauer and chuck norris offspring.

[jeSteR]

But...
Rajinikanth can dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result - He was reduced to a joke on the internet.

[nature boy]

confused.

[nature boy]

why on earth was i confused? that was hilarious!

[geForce]

I still don't know who that raj guy is... does he live in Surrey?

[nature boy]

probably at some point. this is him:


lol.

[nature boy]

see? he's pointing to himself telling you that he's him.

[geForce]

He's like an Indian Horatio Kain. We can call him Horajeet Khan.

[nature boy]

horadeep singh