CONTEST: church sign ideas

[nature boy]

HAHA i just thought of a sign:
"please don't lock this thread. ibtl"

but it doesn't have any significance to anything whatsoever.

[geForce]

Or the sign could say:

"Boobies! IBTL"

[nature boy]

haha, i have this funny feeling that it wouldn't fly with my council.

[Duncan]

wudda, you have to clear sign messages with the council? then how did you get your lame ass message on there right now?

[nature boy]

no, i don't have to clear them.
but if i were to put up boobies ibtl they'd probably jump on it pretty quick.

[nature boy]

how about
"get baptized and be ibthell"

[Wetundies]

how about, Want to see what God looks like?

[se7entse7en]

Not sure if you saw these:
http://www.chacha.com/gallery/1342/hila ... urch-signs

[nature boy]

seen most of those. usually the ones on the internet aren't that funny. however, two that stood out from that link:
"to err is human, to arrrr is pirate"
"give us all your $$$ or we'll tell everyone you're gay"

haha

[Duncan]

so have you tried any funny/borderline signs yet?

[nature boy]

they all try to be funny.
not so much borderline though.

i was thinking about changing the sign today to "yo dawg, we herd you like God's grace, so we named our church Grace so you can hear about God's grace in grace".

but i don't think we have enough room on our sign. nor do i have all those letters.

[geForce]

Time to upgrade to a electronic sign. They have one at First Lutheran... most annoying thing ever.

[nature boy]

no, it's against bylaws. in fact, the sign we have now is against bylaws, but it's because the sign is so old (as in before the bylaw was put in place) that we can keep it.

and that's not first lutheran who has the sign. it's the anglican church that's actually on 41st. st. thomas i think.