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by **nature boy** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:52 am

it's embarrassing to ask someone you don't know for help.

by **Wetundies** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 12:27 pm

like asking for directions?

by **nature boy** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 12:44 pm

lol exactly.

by **geForce** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 7:17 am

There's a point in everyone's life when we didn't know what we know now.. Except if you're Chuck Norris. He was born knowing everything.

by **nature boy** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 9:22 am

you know chuck norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down.

by **Duncan** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:55 am

chuck norris doesn't consider it sex if the girl survives

by **nature boy** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:23 am

this is now a chuck norris thread.

chuck norris has a bear carpet in his living room, but it's not dead, it just doesn't move out of fear.

by **Wetundies** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:28 am

Chuck norris was bitten by a snake, it was extremely painful, the snake died 2 days later.

by **nature boy** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:58 am

chuck norris got into a fight with superman once. the bet was the loser has to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.

by **Wetundies** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 2:38 pm

Chuck norris did lose once, to bruce lee. Had his chest hair ripped off as well.

by **nature boy** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 2:44 pm

that was just a movie. that wasn't real life.

by **geForce** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:35 pm

Chuck Norris would've lost in real life too.

by **nature boy** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:40 pm

i think you forgot that we're talking about chuck norris here.

oh wait, no we're talking about the inability to change a flat.

by **geForce** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 5:33 pm

Chuck Norris doesn't need to change a flat because he's got MacGuyver on standby.

by **nature boy** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 5:34 pm

they're friends? i didn't know that.

all of my what