CONTEST: church sign ideas

[nature boy]

it's hard to get punctuation. i have to print them out on transparency's because our set of letters didn't come with them.
and "girls girls girls" just doesn't seem to have the same effect.

[[JT]]

Took nelson the other day to see if you updated the sign. COULD BARELY SEE THE SIGN. (and its dirty) lul

[nature boy]

yeah, it's dirty as heck. which way were you coming from?
the sandwich board signs get in the way if you're heading south, not sure how it looks going north though.

[nature boy]

so i came up with one the other day
"all are welcome except justin bieber".

is that too mean?

[geForce]

Justin Bieber doesn't want to go anyway... he's happy in heck

[nature boy]

haha, it's not him that i'm worried about.
it's those crazy fans.

[geForce]

Put up your sign, then hire those kids who punched out Bieber at laser tag to protect you and your church.

**note - I do not endorse bullying of any kind, except for poker.

[nature boy]

hey, those are rumours man.

[Duncan]

i think we just found out who the bully at laser tag was...

[nature boy]

HEY HE CALLED ME GAY MAN

[nature boy]

k going to change the sign soon.
any ideas?

[geForce]

HELP WANTED LOOKING FOR PASTOR
APPLY WITHIN

[nature boy]

but i'm not fired

UNLESS YOU KNOW SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW.

[geForce]

That wasn't an idea for a sign... that's what's already up on the sign at your church.
OH, YOU DIDN'T KNOW?? oops.

[nature boy]

DANG IT I SHOULDN'T HAVE **** **** ****** *******.

ok, i censored it. can't lock this thread.