NATE FONG! ITS YOU'RE BIRHTDAY?

[nature boy]

then i'll slam it shut.
how did YOU like that? lol.

[geForce]

I like it just fine, it was your di** in the book.

[nature boy]

why would i give myself a book with my own di** in said book?

[geForce]

No, I gave you a book with your own di** inside. It's like Itchy and Scratchy where Itchy feeds Scratchy his own stomach.

[nature boy]

lol that's gross.

yeah so patrick made lobster, crab and clams for a combo dinner for me and joel yesterday.

[geForce]

For you and Joel? Were you two on a date or something?

[Duncan]

i hear they held hands by candlelight

[nature boy]

for our birthdays, since they're in close proximity.

and when having dinner under candlelight, it's almost impossible to hold hands as you need one hand to eat and the other for pleasuring each other.

[geForce]

You need both hands to eat a lobster.

[nature boy]

i never said we were doing that last night.
i was referring to the other date nights we've had.

[geForce]

Oh, so you're going steady. Thanks for letting the rest of us know.

[nature boy]

if you call 2-3 times a week steady, then sure.
i can still make time for you though.

[se7entse7en]

Happy Birthday Nathan!
You too, Facebook!

[nature boy]

lol thanks.
yeah, i realised last year or something that fb and i have the same birthday. what are the chances?

[Duncan]

about the same as the chances of you and JoAnn having the same bday........................... oh wait