New Vancouver Art Gallery

[nature boy]

i just hope they do a good job in managing it. a well-serviced VAG will, in turn, service well.

[geForce]

That's not entirely true.. The VAG has the right to refuse service to anyone without giving a reason. No means no.

[Wetundies]

When it's wet, it's the perfect place to go.

[nature boy]

[se7entse7en]

I just hope they don't tease us with this new VAG for years and years, then go for a Cock Block instead. I love tits, some of them can be so perky and plump, but this city really needs a new VAG.

Cock:
1. a male chicken; rooster.
2. the male of any bird, especially of the gallinaceous kind.

Tit:
1. a titmouse.
2. any of various other small birds.

[nature boy]

wow, way to avoid the lock mr. moderator.

i think if they ever open this new VAG, the first time you enter will have to be nice and slow, as you don't want the shock of the new surroundings be too much and then leave you more in pain than in pleasure. you have to ease yourself into it. and once you have a rhythm going you'll instinctively know when to go in an when to go out, and whatever works best around your work schedule.

you know, because art.

[geForce]

That's only good advice for newcomers to the VAG. You gotta remember, visitors to the new VAG are probably seasoned VAG goers. They know their way around a VAG, regardless of whether its old or new. All VAGs are basically the same - you spend about 5-10 minutes outside the VAG, lingering around, maybe talking a bit, getting all excited about going inside, then you buy a ticket, put your raincoat on the coat rack, then go inside to enjoy the wondrous artwork. Depending on how excited you are, you may spend 2 minutes inside and you're done, but if you're one of those people who like to take their time, it could take up to 15 minutes. Once you're done, get your raincoat off the coat rack and throw it away because it'll be pretty disgusting by time you're done.

[Wetundies]

How many ppl in vancouver actually wear raincoats?

[nature boy]

in this day and age not wearing a raincoat would be silly. sure, it may feel better and be more liberating by not wearing one, but if you catch yourself not leaving the VAG before the rain comes, you can be caught in a dilly of a pickle.

[se7entse7en]

Why put it on the coat rack? Just put it on over your head and leave it there. Although it is true that for the kind of money we're paying for the new VAG, it really should offer its own protection against the rain (especially with so many people coming every day), you can never be too careful. Just think how stressed out you would be if something happened? You might get so depressed that you would feel like you'd have to suck it up and mary Jane just so you could live with yourself.

*Jane - the Jane Doe that owns the VAG

[geForce]

Or Mary Jane - mj - marijuana, which they often smoke in front of the VAG.

[se7entse7en]

Yes, hence the 'suck it up'.

[geForce]

Ah! I missed that part, good one haha

[nature boy]

yeah, i hope the new VAG is up to date with safety checks and testing. with so many comers, it'll need to be cleaned out regularly and tested for any germs left behind. it wouldn't help to tie up those series of tubes either. you know, so people will be enjoying the art displayed instead of surfing the net.

[geForce]

There's so much Japanese artwork on the net. It's everywhere! It seems to be higher quality than North American or European artwork though. Chinese artwork is almost non-existent on the net though.