New Vancouver Art Gallery

[geForce]

Some say the VAG smells like fish, but that's probably just the hippies smoking pot outside.

[nature boy]

some say you may search the VAG for years without finding the one place where the culmination of excitement actually resides. some would say that spot is elusive, others would say that it's a myth. but when/if you find it...
O
M
G.

[se7entse7en]

[se7entse7en]

I wonder what color the new VAG will be. I heard that once you go black you'll never go back so I'm not sure that would be the best idea. If it's true, it might be better to try out a few other colors first.

I also heard that it doesn't really matter, since they're all pink on the inside anyway, so... who knows?

[nature boy]

I wonder who would be decorating the inside of the new VAG for maximum pleasure for all. Like what kind of artwork would go in there? Big, small, short, tall, thick, thin, curved to the left, what?

But i guess it isn't the size of the art that matters, but how they use it. Or at least that's what the small artists would say.

[Wetundies]

There's a special event at the VAG on family day.

[nature boy]

i would imagine after a while the new VAG wouldn't be so new anymore. perhaps multiple visitors and over-usage would leave it a little worn. i wonder what plans are in place to keep the new VAG exciting and tight, to keep customers and visitors wanting more.

perhaps certain exercises and yoga?

[geForce]

What the VAG should be really careful of is fake artwork. There'll be guys who try to insert big, long, fake rubber artwork into the VAG and pass it off as real. I mean, it's obviously fake. Real artwork is never nearly as big and long, but sometimes the artwork is so realistic that you can't tell. I guess the VAG might like fake artwork once in a while though, just for giggles.

[nature boy]

i think that fake artwork should just go in through the back while the real artwork goes in through the front. or maybe the other way around, whatever floats your boat.

[se7entse7en]

Have any of you guys ever been to the Regina Art Gallery? I hear that place is a bl00dy mess.

[nature boy]

HAHHAHAHA
oh man.

[geForce]

Luckily the VAG is easy to find. When you want VAG, you go downtown.
Once you get to the VAG though, you might get lost in the thick bushes. Once you're in the bush, that stuff gets everywhere. You'll find yourself constantly going "pfft, pffft" trying to spit out bits of bush that get in your mouth.

[nature boy]

The VAG itself would be easy to find, but it will be hard to please. Sure, WE might find it enjoyable, and WE might be able to leave happy, but what about the VAG's needs?

Oh well, as they say in japan, the needs of men come first. The VAG comes second... Or sometimes not at all.

[nature boy]

I wonder how many years it'll take before the new VAG will be around long enough for all of us to enjoy without worry of any kind of trouble with authorities or otherwise. Some may prefer a very young VAG while others would gravitate towards a more mature and experienced VAG. Personally, i think if there's grass on the front lawn, then it's ok to play ball,

[geForce]

I don't like sharing the VAG. If I have to share, I prefer to go first. There's nothing worse than going into the VAG after someone else and finding they left mango juice and yogurt everywhere. It just ruins the whole experience.