GROSS

[nature boy]

i just saw a freaking huge rat in our backyard. seriously, that thing was like the size of a watermelon.

ok, that is all.

[Duncan]

your house backyard or the backyard of your church? cuz if it's your house, damn, you go to work late

[nature boy]

haha at the church. i was here since around 9 this morning. that darn thing just scooted across the playground. i'm glad no kids where there, because that thing was bigger than a lot of them.

[se7entse7en]

It wasn't a raccoon?

[nature boy]

unless the raccoon was black and had a long pink tail and a pointy ass snout and super fast on its feet, it was a rat.

[[JT]]

get a cat

[nature boy]

there are cats around here too, but they weren't doing their job. maybe because this rat was bigger than them.

[Wetundies]

need to get that python that ate the deer to help out. but gotta keep a head count on the kids everyday.

[nature boy]

good idea! i'll get on that right away.