so dez and i are chatting on fb...

[nature boy]

okay just texted him
told him nat's a turd


he won't know what you're talking about
mostly because no one in the normal world uses "turd" anymore


then what are the people of the "normal" world are using these days?


"dez". lol.

[nature boy]

i'm worth 79.56 according to my bank account


which is what? 50 cents in canadian money?
my piss is worth more haha


that's 26.52 canadian!
your piss is worth less than mine


that's because they use yours for scientific research
who knows what std's they'll find.

[nature boy]

lol. oh dez. when will the heckling stop?

[nature boy]

are you saying god created crap? lol


God created you didn't he?
lol

[nature boy]

oh man he makes it too easy.

[geForce]

Who's dez?

[nature boy]

you know, fesmond.

[geForce]

How is "dez" short for fesmond? Fesmond sounds like a Hungarian name.

[nature boy]

the same way "bill" is short for "william".

[Duncan]

and the same way dick is short for richard, and PW is short for Nathan

[geForce]

Anyway... is someone gonna tell me who dez is or what?

[nature boy]

same way that skunk is short for duncan, and gordon is pronounced "jordan" with a silent "J" but yet is still pronounced "jordan".

[nature boy]

oh and dez is the foreign kid of undetermined origin.

[geForce]

Oh, you mean that guy from the 70's show?
Is there some guy who looks like him that you're talking to on fb?

I don't go on fb, so I'm so lost.

[nature boy]

that's the one. fesmond.