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okay just texted him
told him nat's a turd


he won't know what you're talking about
mostly because no one in the normal world uses "turd" anymore


then what are the people of the "normal" world are using these days?


"dez". lol.

i'm worth 79.56 according to my bank account


which is what? 50 cents in canadian money?
my piss is worth more haha


that's 26.52 canadian!
your piss is worth less than mine


that's because they use yours for scientific research
who knows what std's they'll find.

lol. oh dez. when will the heckling stop?

are you saying god created crap? lol


God created you didn't he?
lol

oh man he makes it too easy.

Who's dez?

you know, fesmond.

How is "dez" short for fesmond? Fesmond sounds like a Hungarian name.

the same way "bill" is short for "william".

and the same way dick is short for richard, and PW is short for Nathan

Anyway... is someone gonna tell me who dez is or what?

same way that skunk is short for duncan, and gordon is pronounced "jordan" with a silent "J" but yet is still pronounced "jordan".

oh and dez is the foreign kid of undetermined origin.

Oh, you mean that guy from the 70's show?
Is there some guy who looks like him that you're talking to on fb?

I don't go on fb, so I'm so lost.

that's the one. fesmond.