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i hate it when other things happen on my sermon-writing day. today for example, we had our preschool christmas pageant and food after. so basically sitting there watching kids sing off key and then on my feet for an hour chatting with other parents who are afraid to talk to me because they're scared i'm going to convert them or something. in other words, no work was done.

k, now it's time to start work. stop distracting me with your posting please.

Are you sure that's why they're scared of you? Are you reaaaaaally sure?

I'm asking because I think it might be your long hair. Asians with long hair are usually not very trustworthy.

i got a haircut on monday. it's shorter now.

Maybe it's your new haircut. Asians with new haircuts tend to be less trustworthy.

maybe it was the knife i was holding in my hand and the crazy look i had in my eye.

It was more likely due to you being covered in beet juice.

Like the time I wanted to buy diamonds? I should go all pretty woman on them.