WHY

[nature boy]

is it that whenever i'm alone in the office and i go to the washroom the phone rings? i could be sitting at my desk for hours in complete silence but once that stream starts flowing i can hear the ringing outside my door.

seriously.

[se7entse7en]

is it everytime I take a nap, some telemarketer phones me?

[geForce]

[geForce]

[nature boy]

i usually don't get calls at dinner time. maybe because i eat like at 8.

[Duncan]

is it that you never have cash on you when someone suggests a cash only place to eat at? heh...

is it that cops are never around when you need them and are around when you don't?

[geForce]

[jeSteR]

They've been too busy trying to apprehend rioters

[se7entse7en]

did the dryer just turn my shorts into lint?

[joel]

... do birds
suddenly appear,
every time you are near?
just like me,
they want to be
close to you...

[supersuk]

is it that when you get a girlfriend, hotter chicks come at you harder

[nature boy]

[nature boy]

[nature boy]

[nature boy]