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is it that whenever i'm alone in the office and i go to the washroom the phone rings? i could be sitting at my desk for hours in complete silence but once that stream starts flowing i can hear the ringing outside my door.

seriously.

is it everytime I take a nap, some telemarketer phones me?

i usually don't get calls at dinner time. maybe because i eat like at 8.

is it that you never have cash on you when someone suggests a cash only place to eat at? heh...

is it that cops are never around when you need them and are around when you don't?

They've been too busy trying to apprehend rioters

did the dryer just turn my shorts into lint?

... do birds
suddenly appear,
every time you are near?
just like me,
they want to be
close to you...

is it that when you get a girlfriend, hotter chicks come at you harder