IF a vampire bites a zombie..

[Wetundies]

The vampire becomes a zombie or the zombie becomes a vampire?

[nature boy]

the zombie will become a vampire obviously, the zombie didn't bite the vampire so why should anything happen to him?
however, i don't think a vampire would bite a zombie as vampires bite to drink fresh blood. zombies are the living undead so i doubt they would have fresh blood. so for a vampire to bite a zombie he'd have to be really really desperate. i would think more often than not the vampire would just pass a zombie by, unless they were fighting over a human, in which case the vampire would make short work of the often slow and uncoordinated zombie.

although, a zombie could bite a vampire because zombies just want to eat brains. however, it would be highly unlikely that a zombie, which are known for their simpleton "non-minds", would be able to catch a vampire, who are known for being cunning, quick, and not to mention having the ability to turn into a bat. so i hardly think the situation would ever be presented in real life.

oh, and the fact that zombies and vampires don't exist comes to play as well.