Happy 12/12/12

[geForce]

Enjoy it while you can, the end of the world is coming.

[se7entse7en]

When was that supposed to happen anyway?

[jeSteR]

I think it's 12/21/12.. at least you'll be home with all your family.

I'll be stuck at work with my coworkers

[geForce]

We already know what's going to happen... the earth splits apart, John Cusack steals a plane and goes to the Himalayas and stows away on a multibillion dollar ark and becomes humanity's last hope. That, and Africa was unaffected.

[se7entse7en]

Actually, I think I'll probably end up being alone in somebody else's home while they go out delivering Christmas presents to extended relatives for the whole day. That is unless I decide to add to the estimated 34 hours of travelling (and waiting at airports) that I'll be doing these holidays, and join them.

[nature boy]

i heard 12/21 and 12/20. scientists say that the world is indeed ending, but probably in the year 3000.

[geForce]

[nature boy]

i think it would have been funnier if they changed it to "the year 2100" or something.

[se7entse7en]

[nature boy]

lol yeah, the youtwitface was in the first installment of the year 3000, when conan was still on nbc.

[Wetundies]

so is the world gonna end timezone by timezone?

[se7entse7en]

No. That's why there's the discrepancy between 12/20 and 12/21.

[nature boy]

it'd be hilarious if it were timezone by timezone.

it's like when everyone was scared of the year 2000 thing, and i suggested to my brother (who did a lot of software updates hoping to prevent the catastrophe) to just forward the computer's clock to the year 2000 to see what happens. and he said that wouldn't work.

then i said let's see what happens in australia since they're affected first. no, that still wouldn't work.

ok, be scared then. i'm going to play nintendo.

[se7entse7en]

I probably will be in an airplane when the world ends. I'll be spared.

[nature boy]

but you won't have anywhere to land!

you know, right when the end of the world hits, i'm going to jump really high. then i'll see how long it'll take for me to land.