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Postby nature boy » Wed Dec 12, 2012 11:47 am

so kitty calls me about 10 minutes ago and asks me if i'm at work. i say yes, why? she's like, uncle tommy is outside the house with a flat, and she was hoping that i could help him out, but since i'm not home, she'll ask patrick.

so winnie texts me just now and says "my dad just came in looking for a screwdriver because he can't get the tire off".

i'm thinking i better go home.

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Re: all of my what

Postby geForce » Wed Dec 12, 2012 12:00 pm

Make sure you bring your 30cm ruler, an inner tube and a roll of packing tape.
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Re: all of my what

Postby nature boy » Wed Dec 12, 2012 12:04 pm

dang, no packing tape. would duct tape be ok?

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Re: all of my what

Postby geForce » Wed Dec 12, 2012 12:06 pm

Duct tape is a bit overkill, but should work.
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Re: all of my what

Postby nature boy » Wed Dec 12, 2012 12:24 pm

haha, the latest update is that they resorted to calling my uncle. good thing he was home and just lives down the street.

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Re: all of my what

Postby Duncan » Wed Dec 12, 2012 1:48 pm

Hey guys, i just thought of a new joke...

How many chinese guys does it take to change a tire?
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Re: all of my what

Postby nature boy » Wed Dec 12, 2012 2:12 pm

3, if you're winnie's dad and uncle.

apparently they left the car on the jack (not stand) while they went to get the tire patched. the spare wasn't coming out of the trunk i guess.

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Re: all of my what

Postby se7entse7en » Wed Dec 12, 2012 2:32 pm

It was probably flat anyway.
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Re: all of my what

Postby geForce » Wed Dec 12, 2012 2:39 pm

Please tell me Patrick wasn't really trying to pry the tire off the rim with the screwdriver. Although, the image of it is making me lol
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Postby nature boy » Wed Dec 12, 2012 2:41 pm

i think he was trying to pry the spare out of the trunk haha.

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Re: all of my what

Postby Duncan » Wed Dec 12, 2012 4:38 pm

haha... well, patrick doesn't drive so i imagine he doesn't know much about cars and operating cars.

That being said, tons of people drive and they still don't know how to change a tire. It boggles my mind when people need to call someone to help them change a tire... i change the tires on the jetta every year from summers to winters and back by myself w/o any help. i understand if you're a dainty girl and you can't do a push up to save your life, but seriously? 3 dudes for one spare tire!? wtf.. we can all change a flat in a matter of 15 minutes tops.
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Re: all of my what

Postby nature boy » Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:44 am

actually, the two dudes couldn't do it but the third one could. i just so happen to be actually blood related to the only one that could haha.

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Re: all of my what

Postby Wetundies » Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:46 am

there's always roadside assistance if they are roadstar.
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Re: all of my what

Postby nature boy » Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:49 am

they probably are. but you know, it's embarrassing to ask for help.

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Re: all of my what

Postby Wetundies » Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:50 am

but they did ask for help.
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