FREESTYLE RAP BATTLE TOPIC

[geForce]

Hahaha, Rihanna looks like a boy.

[nature boy]

hey, what happened to the battle? everyone got drunk and fell of their saddle?
found yourself up the creek without a paddle?
i guess my rhymes were just too much for you to handle.

[geForce]

I think Keian got bored
Or maybe he's off fighting the Horde
Wherever he's at, he's not battlin rap
Kinda miss his lame rhymes
Used to help me pass time

[nature boy]

pass gas is more like it
you don't have to fight it
that guy was on something when he'd write it
so pass a cigar and light it
just don't take my lyrics and bite it.

[geForce]

sittin here at my desk
tappin keys
signing g's
talkin t's and c's
at the company's behest

it's christmas eve
and I'm tryin to leave
but still just
sittin here at my desk
just sittin here at my desk

[nature boy]

go home son
then your day is done
is anyone else there or are you the only one?
there are other things to do that are more fun
like come to my office
help me prepare my service
decorate the worship space
you remember the one, it's called grace.

[nature boy]

where are y'alls?
there's no room at the malls
you should have finished decking the halls
i'm bored in these walls
so you all can lick my christmas cupcakes.

[geForce]

Choirs singing fa la la la la
Babies singing gah gah gah gah gah
Some halls got decked
Under the mistletoe, some cheeks got pecked
Hope y'all had time to hug your mom

[nature boy]

your mom goes to college.

[bryface]

aw yeah it's the new year, no time for tears, today i went for some pho but it messed up my flow
not talking about diarrhea cause talking about that having to go makes people do a no-show
i'm talking about my appetite, something's not sitting right
but i think i just need more fluids to get ready for dinner tonight
today i saw inhee and JC, ain't he crazy
to be biking all this time when he already did so in the countries near the alpines
coleen's getting phat now, i mean her fetus is getting big enough to wear a hat
and as a matter of fact she has to stop doing exercises on yoga mats.

[Duncan]

i want to go home and relax my tone
work's been busy like i'm the city
with no snow for the big show
in 3 weeks and that's just weak.
You figure winter olympics would be sick
but the only sickness will be of the many witnesses
when they see our foggy town that's become soggy.
lameness, snowless, mess

[geForce]

check it, click it, saw dunc's old post
tick tick tick tok back in jan was no snows
look it now, it just came and went
typical Vancouver, the rain was sent

[nature boy]

el oh el, i forgot about this well
of lame spits and spells come strait outta hell until someone fell
in to deep so they can't speak of the crime of being so weak
NOW the snow comes after the olympics is done but at least we won
in that game called hockey, that all you love soley
i don't but that's ok
cause i'm just a few posts from that lord stanley