Piece of turd on the floor

[geForce]

At work here, we share our washrooms with the office next door. The people over there are pretty nasty though. I don't know where the heck they learned how to use the washroom, but we would find some of the nastiest stuff in there. They'd pee on the floor, pee on the toilet seats, get the rolls of TP soaking wet and other nasty stuff.

This morning, I went in and found a small piece of turd on the floor. I got out of that stall right away, but while turning around to leave I noticed the TP holder (it's a metal box) had streaks of brown on top of it. I don't know what the heck this one guy was doing in there... playing with his own doodies?

Anyway, I hate using public toilets, and this kind of stuff is the reason.

[Duncan]

that's just lovely...

[nature boy]

sorry, i really had to go when i was visiting your office earlier. i had stand up because there's no way my butt cheeks were going to touch a public toilet seat. going while standing is a little harder as my butt cheeks aren't as spread apart as they are when i'm sitting. so i had to pinch extra hard to get the job done. i guess all that pinching burst a blood vessel or something because i started feeling pretty woozy after, too woozy to rip off the toilet paper. but i still had to wipe myself, so i just used it like a towel.

sorry man, i didn't think you'd see it.

[geForce]

So it was YOU
I thought it was the brown guy with the turd problem from the office next door.

[bryface]

[geForce]

Oops, sorry.. I didn't mean it to be racist. I was actually referring to one specific guy who I suspect did it - "the brown guy.. from the office next door". I used 'brown guy" as a descriptive term to point out who he specifically is. It wasn't meant to be a stereotypical generalization of his race.

[nature boy]

haha, that reminds me of a joke, something about what you're talking about.
but because it's pretty racist i don't think i'll tell it.


well, that and because i don't really remember the whole thing...lol.

[tiger]

hai tiew see

[bryface]

[nature boy]

[bryface]

[geForce]

Mexi fries is probably the origin of that turd on the floor.