FREESTYLE RAP BATTLE TOPIC

[geForce]

yo check it, look at all these peeps
comin out the works, listin words, like they come cheap.
this thread's op, can't call him O-P-P
cuz his name's keian, his words flow free.
then we got nate, looka like a thug
biblical poet, preachin tha christian side hug.
dave, busy cleanin up the poop
still got time to keep in the loop
spellin out one love, from up above
takin time, to make it rhyme, puts us all in line

what's that? noise, comin from round back
dun CAN, skun CAN, cuttin lines from shaun, he wants'em back
there's JT son of BT bro of NT momma's AT, he likes the moon
original playa, poka playa wants ta get sum tail soon

love's free flowin here, no question about that
this battle's friendly, no hate just love taps
don't take no offense, freestyle battle this be how it's done
now let the battle continue, come get some

[Duncan]

where's the love?
i can see the love from above!
above the knees and below the waist!
your lines of rhyme are sucha waste
i can't even begin to tell you
how much you smell like poo

remember, you don't spit rhymes
RHYMES SPIT YOU!

[bryface]

i'll let handle this round for me

[Duncan]

haha... where do you find this stuff...

[bryface]

[nature boy]

i don't need no back up i fight my own battles
so you better back up before i make your head rattle
when you get smacked up and you just can't handle
that you crack up when i light up this candle
snap back from the old skool
cause it plays you like a fool
makes you feel cool
when you look like a tool
stop with the sadness
this ain't no fad this is
the thing called internetz
and i tell ya, it's serious business.

[geForce]

batman riding on an ellie fant
adam west gotta tuck his thing under his pants
cuz balls so big the ladies don't appreciate
but can't complain these days, we like to over satiate
and that just leads to hate
but by then it'd be too late
but that's just fate
it's just like yoda warned
anikin's use of force may be forlorn
looks like trouble, side of dark i see
future's unknown and that don't sit right wit me

[[JT]]

yo check it

[Wetundies]

You fat whale,
Epic fail

[nature boy]

dude, about what are you talkin?
great, i guess it's fynn
back on the boards, it's a win/win
goin to put my head in a spin
jt's still just one linin
only
gordon
duncan
bryan
keian
are still tryin
to take the crown and
sooner or later they will see
that no masterbater will ever be
the king of postwhores that be me
and king of freestyle easily

[Wetundies]

nat
is fat
not ph
fat
that bald guy

[nature boy]

dude you're wack
fat and phat aren't at
all the same
you're so lame
you missed our game
you woulda been maimed.

[[JT]]

yea,
uh,
yea,
check it 1, 2.
uh,
yea,
what, what?
here we go ya'll
uh,
yea

EL OH EL that was lame
who tha hell says maime?
last night i put yuh tuh shame
after poker i made it rain
with my two 20 dolla bills ya'll
yo, did you hear that call?
oh, it was donkey joel going EEE AWW

[nature boy]

what's your major malfunction?
time to get some education
maime is a perfectly cromulent word
according to that show simpson
so i think you heard
i'm the king of this herd
get in line you nerd.

[[JT]]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAMjrCnVXt8