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Memorable Brain Farts

Postby jeSteR » Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:37 pm

"Ha Ha... You lose Dim Sum"

"Your Nat Bet!!!!"

"Bet ip Aaron"

"But up Colin"
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Re: Memorable Brain Farts

Postby nature boy » Fri Nov 27, 2009 2:41 pm

jt: where's the ice
fynn: in the fridge
jt: that's going to be some melted ice.


fynn: hey joe, why do you have chinese words on your door if you can't read it?
joe: exactly.

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Re: Memorable Brain Farts

Postby Duncan » Fri Nov 27, 2009 2:45 pm

win #1:
nathan: i think this ice is pretty solid
nathan: i think i can stand on this ice...
*crash* *splash*
nathan: aw heck

win #2
kandie: did you bring spare shoes?
nathan: yea
kandie: did you?
nathan: yea
kandie: SHHhhOOoooOoEeeEESSsssss?!?!?!?!?!
nathan: YEeeaa!!!
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Re: Memorable Brain Farts

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Re: Memorable Brain Farts

Postby tiger » Fri Nov 27, 2009 8:42 pm

Scattagories:

Precious Gems that start with O. Written: Onyx. Fynn, "Oinks"

And pretty much everytime Fynn gets a haircut. Fynn's hair to his intelligence is Samson's hair to his strength. Cut it and it's gone.
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Re: Memorable Brain Farts

Postby Duncan » Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:48 pm

i really should be working
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Re: Memorable Brain Farts

Postby se7entse7en » Thu Dec 03, 2009 2:05 pm

Cop: Are you on any medication?
Me: No.
Cop: Should you be on any medication?
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Re: Memorable Brain Farts

Postby tiger » Thu Dec 03, 2009 6:49 pm

how about this one...can you guess who it was???

"I think I can jump over that badminton net..." Lol. after that, his wrist wasn't the same. Wished we got that on video.
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Re: Memorable Brain Farts

Postby nature boy » Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:22 pm

lolz.

man, the things we should have on video.

like fynn's "model airplane".

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Re: Memorable Brain Farts

Postby [JT] » Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:51 pm

NICE WILD, WILD GUY
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Re: Memorable Brain Farts

Postby Duncan » Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:01 am

oh oh,

Alicia: What's bigger? 2/3 or 75%
Duncan: Bwuahahaha... you serious?!?!?!?
<duncan turns to his left to tell Joe>
Duncan: Hey Joe! You wouldn't believe what Alicia just asked me!! "What's bigger? 2/3 or 75%?"
<joe has a perplexed look on his face>
Joe: Wudda, Jenn just asked me the exact same thing....

hahaha.... oh God bless teachers who can't teach math...

ohhhhhhhhhh... here's another one...

<duncan drives by a llama farm on the way to summer camp>
Duncan: I wonder what you farm llamas for...
Alicia: For the eggs?
Duncan: ...
<silence until duncan realises that Alicia meant what she said>
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Re: Memorable Brain Farts

Postby [JT] » Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:31 am

doesnt alicia have an account?

looks like we wont be seeing duncan anytime soon for poker
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Re: Memorable Brain Farts

Postby Duncan » Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:32 am

haha... SHE'S THE ONE who reminded me of these brain farts... she was reading this thread and told me i didn't post it up.. so i did... haha.. it's her own fault...
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Re: Memorable Brain Farts

Postby jeSteR » Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:22 am

mmmmm.... llama eggs with wang sauce.
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Re: Memorable Brain Farts

Postby sign_throwing_mama » Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:27 am

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