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Q: What did the buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?

A: "Make me one with everything."

The monk then handed the hotdog vendor $20 and after waiting for a moment, asked for his change.
The vendor looked at him and said, “Change comes from within.”

The monk then pulls a gun from his robe and demands his money.
The vendor says "Christ, whatever happened to inner peace?"
So the monk gestures at his gun and says "This is my inner piece."
"...and don't call me Christ."

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
























































An investigator.

What did the Mexican fireman name his twin sons?
Hose A and Hose B

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?
Just Juan.

Mexican and Black jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What smells like fish and looks like a clam?


































Oh wait, you said clean jokes...

what's the opposite of christopher reeves?

crap, i can't play this game.

How many monks are there in a convent?

There are nun.