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Just chilling on my INTEL DUO CORE
Running my scripts and staring out the win-dow
It just occured to me
IM THE STRAIGHTEST SHOOTING MOST AWESOMEST FREESTYLE RAPPER THAT EVERYONE WILL SEE

somebody lock this thread before it gets worse
because the thought of keian rapping is just perverse...

man, how can you be the best freestyler you see?
you probably ain't lookin out the window cause you're busy smokin weed
you can't find a rhyme if it hit you in your face
you're too busy whackin to a 12 year old's myspace place
to be typin out rhymes that give any chase
to my wild style that's so versatile
yours is crap and you just happened to find that "trap" in the place you call thailand
have fun with your woman/man, man
you can dig it like digger dan can
you ain't got no fans cause you're just keian.

peace and i'm out.

gimme that christian side-hug
gimme that christian side-hug
gimme that christian side-hug
gimme that christian side-hug...

i win...

you're rapping with a perv side
yo those kinda lines just dont fly
not on these forums which i own
you cant even hold scrub down on my throne
i keep it clean i keep it simple
cuz my words be flying all nimble
trying to throw down with the king in me
you'll just get dusted in this forum for styles of free

Just cuz you a parent now doesnt make you core
sitting at home aint made you slow, but you still a bore
kids great and all but sit in yo place
aw look thats baby puke all over yo face
something stinks i thought it was your babys fart
looks like it was just the rhymes coming out of your mouth which i wouldnt call art

My rhymes are tight and maybe a little plain
rhyming isnt what got me my fame
ITS THE FACT THAT I SPEAK THE MIGHTY TRUTH
SPITTING LINE TO THE LADIES THAT ARE GUARANTEED SMOOTH
CUZ I TELL IT HOW IT IS, IM BETTER THAN YOU THATS WHAT THEY LIKE
BEING THE MAN THAT THEY DREAM OF AT NIGHT
PUTTING THAT LOSER EDWARD FROM TWILIGHT TO SHAME
SORRY MR PASTEY WHITE VAMPIRE, WHAT WAS YOUR NAME?

bringing it back old school like the fresh prince
you know i never have problems, not even with the meat loaf in the can on a pinch
i'm slick quick and and my words are thick
vocabulary isnt the only thing thats sick
new school is what you rhyme
yo nathan i'm gonna let you finish, but i have the best lyrics of all time

lolz
all y'allz got no shame
spittin, rhymin, writin within this frame
with rhymes so loose, you got no game
you should stick to a book where you got your word
stop pollutin our eyes with your poor sense of verb
my sight's already shot from your big man tit
take a hint from the crowd and stop clicking submit

i ain't got time for kiddie rhymes, all you talk about are petty crimes
i once had a coffee with lime, let me tell ya it's the last time
i mix a drink that's mine with a fruit that's a citrus kind.
today i went for lunch with my cuz, it was cool because
we ordered 4 kinds of rolls plus two cans of sodas
i ain't seen her in 10 weeks, so when she speaks
it's like her mouth sprung leaks with stories about idiots of the week
i had a good week, because last week
i was feeling weak that week because my week was a full work week
but this week i had a vacation week so i have a week to spend the week
shopping this week with week-long to-do lists that last all week but by
the end of the week i was feeling weak from the whole week of
shopping but now i don't have to spend the christmas week with
weak-sauce last-minute shoppers that spend all week buying presents that are weak.

for all the homies in the front, and the suckas in the back
Listen to what I say cuz this is where it's at
Put yo hands in the air, wave it like dis, wave it like dat
wave it like dis, wave it like dat

you need to change your words, need to change your rap
u fill it with hate, fill it with crap
anger loses to love, the love only from above
the kind of love that we've been preaching of

quit your fronting, lay down your pride
step up next to me, stand by my side
u need to chill and just quit bugging
what you need is some good christian side huggin...huggin...huggin...

FREESTYLE RAP BATTLE TOPIC
FREESTYLE CRAP RATTLES HOT CHICKS
THREE SMILES TRAP, CATTLE GOT SICK
X-FILES TAPS HASSELHOFF'S SCHTICK
LEAF PILES WRAP BATTLE BOT TRICKS
DEAN GILES' CHAPS HANDLE OPTICS
KEEP MILES OF LAPS AND I'LL POP CRIPS
BEE TILES SLAP MATLOCK'S HIPS

I LIKE THA MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

we don't need no side hug
when we got the na-thug
no need to shove,
all that christian one love
cause you don't need to say
that your way's the best way
all i'll say is that's gay
then we'll have to get jay
to populate the censor field just because you can't yield
the words you use in re-al
life aka RL
dude you're weird, you need to learn the fear
that makes you shed a tear when you ain't got no peers
that are as wack as you
and talk smack like you
ain't got jack like you
smoke that crack like you
we ain't that like you
they ain't fat like you
they wannabe phat like me
they wanna see all that like me
they gonna sneeze at not me
they wanna just please who me?
so you see, i got styles as plain as can be
they all file in behind me
cause that's only where they can be
old skool new skool any skool it's cool
nature's got class of his own
you try but you can't pwn
you mumble like sly stallone
i'm not dissin like you're wishin
goin fishin but you're missin
you're thinkin that you're winnin
but your misinterpretation
is a little more than disturbin
you're sayin that you're keian
and your rhymin's the best they can be and
i think you and bryan
need to learn some new rhymes and
sure they are funny but that can only
get you so far in this game they call rappin
you need some tight tappin

sing it if you mean it you gotta sing it if you mean it
christians wanna be it then you sing like you mean it

now that was tight although juvenile
still remember it after all the while
better than what you got by at least a mile
i just did a sonic boom like that american guile
so you can try all you want but you'll always be a dud
you say you freestyle but you're slower than a slug
but it's all good, we're all one love
and why does dave know the words to christian side hug?