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Just PWing as per Jai's request...

What the? PW'ing is one thing, but creating a whole new topic just to PW is going pretty far!
Can I become a moderator? I want to institute some bans, haha

You should PM Shaun to assert his authoriteh!!!!!

stop PWing you guys...

You got pwnd by spell checker

only leaving a comment because it was asked of me.

so is this forum common knowledge? where are the rest of the usual suspects?

if by usual suspects being JT, Fynn, and Ben, then i don't think they really know about this forum. But since we've already unleashed the king of all king PWs on here then i don't see why they shouldn't be on here either... but i suppose it's up to the omnipotent Jai Chu

it'll be hard for ben to pw anyway, he works in a restaurant.
jt has school where he pretends to pay attention.
and fynn uh....ok invite fynn.

Actually, Keian's quote was, "Hey Joel, do you want to be the sucker or the suckee?". This was after Dave offered $20 to see if a man's nipples could produce milk if sucked on long enough. The strange part was, no one said that it had to be another man who did the sucking.. Keian came up with that part all by himself.

This was promptly followed by Keian making sucking noises towards Joel.

umm... he was adopted..

Oh okay, I think we're talking about a different time.
I think that was the first time that Keian heard about the milking thing.

The time I was talking about was later at the Jungs' place. You know how Dave likes to offer everyone money to do stupid stuff, haha. So, we met up at his place later, and Joel hadn't heard about it yet. Dave told Joel about the nipple milking thing and offered him money too. Keian was there too and volunteered again and that's when he said that other stuff to Joel. I said it didn't have to be another man who had to do the sucking too.. didn't realize you already said that to Keian.

It's weird though, even after you told Keian earlier that it didn't have to be another man who did the sucking, he still asked Joel to be his sucking partner... I think he really wanted it to be another guy!

the funny thing is that he has another version to that story too. or at least for his quote.

The actual origin story is that one night, I was out with Jennifer and her nursing buddies. They were talking shop (read: gossiping), I was getting bored, so I just casually slipped in the question "Why do men have nipples?" To my surprise, no one knew the answer and they spent a good part of the night offering up various theories.

A few days later, one of Jenn's buddies calls and excitedly says that she has something for me. Not even 15 mins later, she's at Jenn's place and hands me the book. The title of the book is "Why Do Men Have Nipples?" It's basically a scientific answer book for stupid questions (ie. why do farts smell? why is poo brown? liquor before beer, never fear, beer before liquor, never sicker?) By the way, the actual answer is that humans are born with nipples and depending on which sex you are, your nipples develop or become superfluous, like an appendix or your fourth toe.

Then at Wendy's, I bring this up and someone posits the theory that if you sucked on a man's nipple, you could reawaken long dormant hormones and cause said sucked nipple to produce milk just like a member of the opposite sex. Then Dave just took this theory and ran with it, in the way that only Dave can