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rent a mourner

Postby nature boy » Wed Mar 27, 2013 1:52 pm

lol wut.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/yourcommunity/20 ... iends.html

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Re: rent a mourner

Postby Duncan » Wed Mar 27, 2013 2:19 pm

lol... awesome
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Re: rent a mourner

Postby jeSteR » Wed Mar 27, 2013 2:22 pm

Just for the record, I want 200 hot chicks at my funeral. 50 redheads, 75 raven, and 75 brunettes. Thanks in advance guys.
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Re: rent a mourner

Postby Duncan » Wed Mar 27, 2013 2:25 pm

can you rent nekked mourners?
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Re: rent a mourner

Postby geForce » Wed Mar 27, 2013 2:25 pm

Okay, we'll pre-order them now. By the time we're dead, the chicks will be grannies.
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Re: rent a mourner

Postby Duncan » Wed Mar 27, 2013 2:28 pm

nice.. nekked grannies...

unless we rent them as newborn babies now... by the time we die, they could be just jai's age lol
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Re: rent a mourner

Postby [JT] » Wed Mar 27, 2013 2:29 pm

cow level haha
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Re: rent a mourner

Postby Duncan » Wed Mar 27, 2013 2:32 pm

haha... wtf, how does he come up with the random posts
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Re: rent a mourner

Postby nature boy » Wed Mar 27, 2013 3:00 pm

i think he wants cow level mourners.

at my funeral, i don't care who will be there, cause i'll be dead.
i'll be more worried about castiel getting me out of hell in time before i break and start the apocalypse ball rolling.

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Re: rent a mourner

Postby Wetundies » Wed Mar 27, 2013 3:21 pm

$70 bux per hour. So it'll be $14000 per hour to hire them for Jay. Better have a mourner fund to pay for it. Unless you want some cheap ones from Hastings.
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Re: rent a mourner

Postby jeSteR » Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:42 pm

When I die, my wife is $2,000,000 richer. Get it from her
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Re: rent a mourner

Postby Wetundies » Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:36 am

"Accidental" death doubles it right?
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Re: rent a mourner

Postby jeSteR » Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:42 am

http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/03/27 ... nce-court/
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Re: rent a mourner

Postby nature boy » Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:33 am

what.
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hell.

watch your backs guys. some of us are worth more dead than alive.

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Re: rent a mourner

Postby Wetundies » Thu Mar 28, 2013 10:57 am

watch out for the firebat drop.
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