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i had my 20th optimus sitting on my shelf at work. i realised i left my phone in my car so i ran out to get it. as i ran by my shelf, the sheer force of my amazing speed tipped optimus over and he fell about 8 feet to the floor.

his left leg and foot sheared right off.

i think i'm going to cry.

all you need is too rub some of the junkion car wax on it and it'll be like brand new!

lol, you know right after that scene how optimus turns all black and grey? there's a 20th anniversary black optimus (actually, they call it "masterpiece convoy", it's japanese) that they say is from that scene.

i actually think it's just a repainted masterpiece convoy.

Since your Optimus is broken anyway, you should paint it grey like that and pose it in a dying position.

HIS BODY ISN'T EVEN COLD YET AND YOU'RE MAKING JOKES

He's a robot, his body's always cold.
Yup, a robot... a robot in disguise. Don't be fooled.

Prime always did throw his life away so recklessly, did you at least use your bare hands?

nah, but that's a question megatron should ask himself while he tries to rip out optimus' optics.

i guess now i can just take parts off him. it's clear that there's no way i can fix his leg (i'm not wreck-gar or a quintesson). optimus' head is sitting by my monitor now, and i think i'll hang the matrix from my rear view mirror lol.