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yeah so guess what one of the day care parents called and complained about sending me outside to clean up?

go ahead...

guess.


freaking gross.

Why's that your job?

it's not really part of my job description, but who's job description would it fall under?
i was here so i might as well do something about it.

but it was gross. the body was still soft.

Not as gross as pulling up by of your carport and hearing. "POP"... hmm I wonder what that was??? And then exiting your car and finding a thrid of a rat's body on the ground in the lane just by your car, a third ( mostly the head and brain ) lodged in the tread of your brand new tires... and a thrid pretty much in a neat symetrical splatter pattern just off the side of the body. Kids play there, it took me a while to clean that up. Not only was the body still soft, it was steaming.

I think you call the municipality for dead animal pick up especially if is on public property like the sidewalk or road.

what is a thrid? not once, but twice...

i didn't think of calling the city. it was on our property (like, right in the bushes of our property) and i figured heck i have a plastic bag and a dumpster right here. it was done within 45 seconds.

i kind of wonder if it was a rat or a big mouse. i guess it was kinda cute for a corpse.

you're not as hardcore as Watson's dad. I remember one time when i was still working for dave, i wanted to get some air so i stepped out to watson's back yard. When i went out i saw watson's dad walking around, stop look down and pick up a little leaf. Wondering what he was doing i kept watching and then he walked over to the other side of the yard, use the leaf like it was tissue paper, and picked up a dead rat laying in the yard... lol... i was think, gross, i suppose he did use a leaf to pick it up, and i figured he'd go chuck it in the trash or something, but then all of a sudden he chucked it over the fence to the yard beside watson's house... lol.. awesome...

watson's dad was a winner for sure.