Speaking of Steven Seagal, he has a new TV show coming out:
http://www.aetv.com/steven-seagal-lawman/Looks like win to me
It's a reality show, and I saw a commercial for it. Seagal's got this dude pinned down and the dude looks up and he just keeps saying "You're f**'ing Steven Seagal man, I want an autograph".