ARGHHHH!!!!1111one11!!

[se7entse7en]

Screw you CSIS UKASH malware.

Also, how the heck do you help someone when it takes an hour to download two tiny programs... then you have to have them do it again 'cause they forgot which folder they put them in?

Then you ask for a screenshot and it takes over an hour to do that??
It takes 10 minutes to drill down to the Startup folders.
They don't know the difference between Desktop, Internet Explorer, and Windows Explorer.

I'd tell them to reinstall windows7, but I'm pretty sure they didn't even include the DVD when they bought their laptop. Not to mention the hassle it'll be trying to reinstall their software/email/etc. Do you think THEY remember their email/router/etc passwords??

Argghhhh... what's taking him so long with that screenshot already? Get a camera, take a picture, and email it. F.

There's no fn way I want an IT job.

So po'd right now.

Shoot me. (please?)

[geForce]

CSIS?? Are you in some kind of trouble?

[se7entse7en]

No, it's a scam... malware that says it's csis/fbi/metropolitan/etc, depending on where you live.
Basically it's ransomware which locks up your computer so you can't do anything until you pay a fine. Of course paying the fine doesn't unlock your system.

It's not on my system but someone else's.

[jeSteR]

No need to protect the guilty, Nathan's already admitted to his pr0n We all know who the "someone" is already.

[geForce]

You doing tech support for friends or family? Haha, that sucks..

[nature boy]

oh hai guise.
thanks for the help shaun. sorry for the frustration. it must have been my blinker fluid that made my car not start.

[geForce]

Yeah, you gotta fill up the blinker fluid reservoire with good ole 5W-15

[nature boy]

after that i should get an engine alignment.

[geForce]

Yeah, don't forget the cam shaft defogger.

[nature boy]

my battery acid reservoir could use looking at.
not to mention my power band should be replaced.

[se7entse7en]

I should've just installed vmware on nathan's system right off the bat.

[geForce]

Oh, it really is Nathan's system? lol

[nature boy]

haha, no, i'm not that computer illiterate.
but i know enough about cars to know that my vtec engagement fluid is low on my vw.

[geForce]

Haha, I want to find that thread

[nature boy]

there are lots man. just do a search.