this or that

[Wetundies]

sweats, cuz it'll keep u warmer in the winter

urinary incontinence or painful urination

[nature boy]

painful urination, no more surprises in public.

regular handsoap or foaming handsoap?

[Wetundies]

foam,cuz it's fruity like JT

losing a kidney or a testicle.

[nature boy]

uuuhhhh kidney. i don't really them anyway.

fresh prince or ll cool j?

[Wetundies]

fresh prince, cuz he saved the world from aliens.

itchy ass or itchy nuts.

[nature boy]

itchy ass. it's easy to bend over and scratch a tight surface but it's not so easy to...uh yeah.

dr. dre or puff daddy?

[geForce]

Dr. Dre cuz he endorses Dr. Pepper

Dr. Pepper or Barq's Root Beer

[nature boy]

dr. pepper because i trust him, he's a doctor.

coke or pepsi?

[Wetundies]

coke, cuz it makes u high when u snort it.

erectile dysfunction or morbid obese

[nature boy]

uuummmm....uuuhhhh....mmmmmm...i'm going to go with i'd rather be dead.
because....i'd rather be dead.

optimus prime or optimus primal?

[geForce]

Optimus Prime - where would you stick the matrix of leadership in a gorilla?

Megatron or Seinfeld

[[JT]]

MEGATRON CAUSE THATS WHAT SHE CALLED IT

BUD LIGHT LIME OR SMIRNOFF ICE

[nature boy]

smirnoff, even though i was called a girl for drinking it once.

stay at work to write a new sermon or go home for a nap and use an old sermon?

[geForce]

You use this thread to make a lot of your decisions on whether or not to do work, don't you? haha

Stay at work to do your sermon!

Straight fries or curly fries

[nature boy]

curly fries because it's cool to be different.

megatron or agent smith?