this or that

[Wetundies]

agent smith cuz he knows what the matrix is.

elepantitis or little man child?

[nature boy]

little man child because then you can still be an actor.

mario or luigi?

[tiger]

I prefer yoshi, but mario if it's between those two.

turkey or duck.

[nature boy]

western prepared turkey, but taiwanese (i think) smoked duck is deeelish.

but up colin or bet ip aaron?

[geForce]

Why choose between a duck or a turkey when you can have a chicken within a duck within a turkey?

Bet ip Aaron, cuz Aaron really needs some betting ip to get him in line. That'll teach him to look like Caleb - ain't so pretty anymore, is he?

Backhand or forehand

[tiger]

forehand...b/c back of the hand is abuse.

oinks (onyx) or e-nooch (eunuch)

[geForce]

E-nooch cuz they can hit those high notes better than Mariah Carey.

Paris Hilton or Perez Hilton

[Wetundies]

Paris, cuz u can be her BFF.

big ass or big gut?

[nature boy]

big ass, because then you can still tie your shoe.

round ruckus or tai mai shoe?

[tiger]

tie my shoe

bald nat or mad scientist hair nat.

[nature boy]

bald because bald is beautiful.

pilates or hip hop abs?

[tiger]

hip hop abs b/c it gave joel a 6 pack.

Bucked Ben or non-bucked Ben

[nature boy]

you mean ben liu? his teeth were never bucked. maybe just not as bad as mine lol.
either case, non-bucked.

osama bin laden dave or star wars helmet on his parent's fridge dave?

[geForce]

I've never seen Star Wars helmet Dave before... but I choose Bin Laden Dave cuz it just looks soooo much like him.

Drowsy or non-drowsy medication

[Wetundies]

Drowsy, cuz it numbs ur brain.

mushroom ears or mushroom lips?