this or that

[nature boy]

i have no idea what you're talking about, but i'll go with ears since ears can easily be covered up with a hat or long hair.

ken or ryu?

[tyson]

ken. he's like the american ninja of street fighter.

sega genesis or snes?

[geForce]

SNES - doot doot doot do do do doot, do do do do do do do do do do doot (super mario theme song)

Propeller hat (complete with jumpsuit) or raccoon tail hat

[Wetundies]

racoon, cuz u can dive bomb.

now or never

[nature boy]

you can dive bomb with the propeller hat too.

now, if it's never, you'll always wonder what could have been.

boxers or briefs?

[geForce]

briefs.. boxers bunch up after you put on your pants, which makes you have to stick your hand down your pants to smooth them out

water or gatorade

[nature boy]

gatorade because water sucks, it really really sucks. oh wait, no, water.

laptop or netbook?

[geForce]

laptop cuz my hands are too big to type on a dinky netbook keyboard

Monkey or chihuahua

[Wetundies]

monkey, cuz u can spank it.

fake xmas tree or real tree

[nature boy]

fake, less mess and you can keep it up until june (ask me how i know).

dry cold or humid heat?

[Wetundies]

cold, cuz u can always add layers, there's only so much u can peel off.

drowning or burn to death

[nature boy]

drowning, i think death comes quicker than burning (although i heard drowning actually hurts more).

wrap gifts tonight or wrap gifts tomorrow?

[geForce]

Wrap them tomorrow cuz we'll be playing poker so we'll be distracted while you're wrapping up our gifts

Does it hang to the left or slightly to the right

[nature boy]

it sticks straight up.

christmas or birthday?

[tiger]

birthday. b/c you don't have to buy anybody else a gift.

diarrhea or constipation