this or that

[nature boy]

turkey, i always find ham really salty.

big mac or whopper?

[geForce]

Whopper.. flame grilled ftw

Vanilla coke or Vanilla Ice

[se7entse7en]

Vanilla coke - never had it before

Watch The Whiz or take a whiz?

[nature boy]

you can watch yourself take a whiz and then come back to watch the wiz. greatest. movie. evar.

jay-z or b.i.g.?

[geForce]

B.I.G. - cuz he can spell his name. Jay-Z spells his name "J HOVA", which is not how to spell his name and is borderline sacriligious.

New toaster or whatever's behind door #3

[nature boy]

actually, it's jayhova. and rappers have a million and one different names. just look at the wu tang clan, each member goes by at least three different names.

door #3, i have no use for a new toaster, so unless there's another new toaster behind door #3, it'll be a bonus.

mario or sonic?

[Wetundies]

mario cuz he can unclog ur toilet.

jock itch or butt itch

[nature boy]

i think someone asked this one before too...

anyway, butt itch, because it's easier to bend over and scratch than it is to stretch out, scratch, massage, knead, walk faster, etc.

visa or mastercard?

[geForce]

I think someone asked this before too.
Mastercard, cuz I like the sound of it.

Sigourney Weaver or alien

[Wetundies]

alien, cuz they are sexier in species.

chrome or ie

[supersuk]

IE. Never tried chrome, I use IE at work half the time and its not so bad.

Moderate everything, or Party hard and Crash hard

[nature boy]

moderate everything. there's something to be said about a level person.

chow mien or fried rice?

[geForce]

[supersuk]

pineapple

Garlic or Onions

[nature boy]

lol, oops. the funny thing is that i spelled "mein" wrong, and i corrected it exactly as i incorrectly spelled it. whoops.

onions are so good in a quarter pounder (which i just ate, coincidentally).

bumblebee or cliffjumper?