by geForce » Fri Nov 20, 2009 7:13 pm
I remember one time I went to this chinese restaurant near my house for the first time. I was sitting there with my family as we were deciding what to order. We were finally ready to order, so I was looking around to find someone to take our order, I immediately noticed this one lady that was intently staring at me. Thinking that she was waiting for a long time already to take our order, I waved her over. She came walking towards us, all the while staring ever so uncomfortably into my eyes with a weird smile on her face. The first thing she said to me was, "Wow, you got so much bigger now. You're huge!". I laughed because I thought she meant that I looked small from far away, and then got bigger as she walked up close. Then she said, "You used to be so skinny, it must be because *some girl's chinese name* has been feeding you so well!"
She mistook me for someone else. fml