CRAP

[nature boy]

i had my 20th optimus sitting on my shelf at work. i realised i left my phone in my car so i ran out to get it. as i ran by my shelf, the sheer force of my amazing speed tipped optimus over and he fell about 8 feet to the floor.

his left leg and foot sheared right off.

i think i'm going to cry.

[joel]

all you need is too rub some of the junkion car wax on it and it'll be like brand new!

[geForce]

[nature boy]

lol, you know right after that scene how optimus turns all black and grey? there's a 20th anniversary black optimus (actually, they call it "masterpiece convoy", it's japanese) that they say is from that scene.

i actually think it's just a repainted masterpiece convoy.

[geForce]

Since your Optimus is broken anyway, you should paint it grey like that and pose it in a dying position.

[nature boy]

HIS BODY ISN'T EVEN COLD YET AND YOU'RE MAKING JOKES

[geForce]

He's a robot, his body's always cold.
Yup, a robot... a robot in disguise. Don't be fooled.

[supersuk]

Prime always did throw his life away so recklessly, did you at least use your bare hands?

[nature boy]

nah, but that's a question megatron should ask himself while he tries to rip out optimus' optics.

i guess now i can just take parts off him. it's clear that there's no way i can fix his leg (i'm not wreck-gar or a quintesson). optimus' head is sitting by my monitor now, and i think i'll hang the matrix from my rear view mirror lol.