this or that

[nature boy]

lego, because they stick together like real friends.

stewie griffin or maggie simpson?

[geForce]

Stewie Griffin because he actually kills people whereas Maggie just kinda shot Mr. Burns a little bit

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon or Cleveland Orenthal Brown

[nature boy]

i laugh at cleveland waaaaaaaaaay more than apu.

hold your nose and say "P U!" or jump off the couch and yell "ugh someone farted and it stinks!"

[joel]

jump off the couch. Just cause you can't smell it no more doesn't mean you aren't breathing it in.

Manscape or Au natural?

[nature boy]

if you're talking about what i think you're talking about, then definitely manscape. nothing attractive about messiness.

play poker or rest?

[geForce]

rest because you need rest to grow your hair longer.

lights on or lights off

[Duncan]

lights on... cuz uh, you stub your toe on wall corners if you don't?

on top or bottom?

[geForce]

Bottom because I might crush her if I'm on top

groomed or au natural

[nature boy]

i just answered this question!
groomed you nerds.

crank up heat or turn on portable heater?

[geForce]

Just turn on the portable heater... save energy. You don't want to heat up such a big church building for just one or two people.

Samurai or ninja

[nature boy]

ninja because they just don't give a fu...

wear long johns or wear soccer socks?

[geForce]

Soccer socks, because you know how all the chicks dig soccer dads........................ yeah

Tylenol or Advil

[nature boy]

tylenol because it's baby friendly.

blow your nose or snuck and swallow?

[geForce]

Suck and swallow because blowing your nose is bad for your ears.

Christmas or New Year

[nature boy]

new year's, because no one expects a million different services and a million different parties. if nothing happens then it's just the same.

surf forums in the office or while taking a dump?