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Sometimes Chinese people are just beyond help.

Postby jeSteR » Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:38 am

This is freaking gross. I can't believe what some people would do to make money.

http://gizmodo.com/5828137/are-chinese- ... ead-babies
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Postby nature boy » Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:50 am

disgusting if it were true, but i always wonder about the validity of these kinds of stories.

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Postby joel » Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:54 am

people will do just about anything for enough money, this ranks pretty high up there though...

for stillborns though, i would think the parents would want to still have some sort of service or burial though.
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Postby Wetundies » Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:54 am

they just didn't want to waste the babies...
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Postby joel » Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:59 am

hmm.. and stamina pills, what does that mean. why not just drink a coffee or some red bull? what actual benefits are they promoting with these pills. I am sure there are probably more cost effective ways (i assume these pills are probably quite expensive) for a boost in stamina without requiring the consumption of corpse matter.
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Postby nature boy » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:25 am

it's probably some crazy ancient belief. i know the indians taught themselves how to keep sperm from coming out during climax in order to make them better lovers (it was actually proven that it messes up your insides pretty bad).
and i remember reading that some chinese people found dinosaur bones and ground them up thinking that they were dragon bones and drinking tea made from it would make you stronger.

that's your mystical mysticism for you.

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Re: Sometimes Chinese people are just beyond help.

Postby Wetundies » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:36 am

Long Gu - Dragon bone is a common ingredient, except it's not actually dragon bone.

You tonify a particular part of your body by eating something similar, like tonify liver by eating liver, or nourish blood by eating pigs blood, etc. Eating a human would tonify your entire body!
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Postby joel » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:49 am

so is there a degree to this tonifying? like can they eat a whole chicken body to tonify their entire body rather than a baby? or that would be less effective than human...

also i think when they prepare this pill they wouldn't even get the whole body.. maybe just some random cells from different parts of the body. a whole baby body pill would just be to big to swallow.
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Postby geForce » Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:16 pm

Haha, did you see the comment below the article? Someone said since the pills don't give the desired effect as described anyway, why not just fill them with sawdust? That's so true... any effect would be a placebo effect anyway and there's no way to test the pills to see if they're made of authentic dead baby.
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Postby nature boy » Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:44 pm

i thought there was a way to test... even to the point of determining the sex of the baby.
or did i read the article wrong?

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Postby [JT] » Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:56 pm

DO THIS!!!!

Go to google.com and type in "i am e" and see what it autofills with.. something to do with chinese ppl
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Re: Sometimes Chinese people are just beyond help.

Postby nature boy » Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:02 pm

i'm afraid of my wife. does that count?

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Postby joel » Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:08 pm

maybe sawdust and baby have a different flavor?
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Postby [JT] » Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:10 pm

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