by tyson » Wed Nov 30, 2011 1:21 pm
in what universe is a pirate better than a ninja?
ninja's look cooler, have cooler weapons, have cooler abilities, probably get hotter babes because of said coolness
aside from plundering ships on open seas, where would a ninja be worse off than a pirate?
in fact i would go so far as to say that even fictional pirate representations would be better off with ninjas. i mean come on, who would not want to see ninjas of the caribbean. johnny depp might not be able to pull it off, but maybe they could bring michael dudikoff out of retirement.