summer camp skit requirements

[joel]

so joyce is planning a grad retreat for the students at her school. i think she was planning on organizing a skit event for the students to put on for each other. She was trying to recall the different props/requirements that we used for some of the newlife summer camp skits. If you recall any please reply and list them out.

[Duncan]

use a person as an inanimate object
grab a random thing like a hula hoop and tell them to make use of it in their skit
pick different well known movies to base each of their skits off of? like star wars, or lotr, or harry pothead
you have to work some random word into your skit, maybe multiple times
one person has some handicap (like winnie talking in a low voice lols)

that's all i can think of for now

[nature boy]

aside from the bunch that i sent her last night, here are some more:
someone has to have a fake appendage
there needs to be a high five incorporated into the skit
someone needs to act older/younger than they are
someone has to be overly optimistic throughout the skit
something has to happen and someone's reaction to it is point and laugh like nelson from simpsons
include the phrase "roads? where we're going, we don't need roads"

i'll probably come up with more later.

[geForce]

Kids these days don't really care about Simpsons... it's so sad. And they probably don't even get the Back to the Future reference.

- everyone in group has to stop everything and say "giggity giggity, oh yeah" in chorus at random at least once during the skit, then pick up where they left off like nothing happened
- someone has to say everything in the form of a question
- someone has to talk in the third person
- someone has to carry around a [random object] throughout skit
- two people have to act as conjoined twins

[nature boy]

these are the ones that i sent to joyce last night, so we don't double them up:
someone has to stay still through the entire skit
someone has to have a thick accent
someone has to say "boom shacka lacka" at least once
two people have to be connected hand to foot for at least 30 seconds
one person has to act like the opposite sex
someone has to make random animal sounds
there has to be a super sports fan that keeps making references to sports
one person has to have a perpetual drooling problem
there has to be a scene in slow motion
some guy has to mention how much he hates the twilight series and a girl hating him for the rest of the skit because of it
everyone has to use a hula hoop as a prop

[geForce]

- someone has uncontrollable and profuse use of non-swear words (i.e. - heck, darn, dang, shoot, frack, etc)
- someone is a kleptomaniac
- someone is a narcoleptic
- someone has bad grammar, and someone else is always correcting him/her
- someone acts like a superhero, but actually isn't

[nature boy]

someone has to trip and fall
someone can only speak in internet meme phrases and/or l33t speak
there has to be a musical number somewhere in the skit that involves at least 2 people
someone can only use song titles for dialogue

[geForce]

- someone has to speak in a foreign language and everyone else has to pretend that that's normal
- someone has to dance as their form of movement instead of walking

[Duncan]

[supersuk]

-someone has to be <insert certain distinct nathan qualities>
-someone has to be <insert certain jai qualities>
-someone has to be <insert certain keian qualities>

etc... then joyce can lulz at the pretend us

[geForce]

[Duncan]

yea, i guess it's serious stuff if he's got a badge haha

[nature boy]

everything on the internetz is serious business.