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by **geForce** » Tue Jul 03, 2012 9:21 am

How do you ensure that a spin off of an Arnold Schwarzenneggar cult classic will sell tickets?
Kate frickin Beckinsale

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1386703/

by **Duncan** » Tue Jul 03, 2012 10:05 am

jessica biel is in it too

by **nature boy** » Tue Jul 03, 2012 10:07 am

doesn't kate beckinsale play sharon stone's character? and doesn't she die in the like the first 10 minutes of her actually being in the movie?

either case, i'm in.

by **nature boy** » Tue Jul 03, 2012 10:18 am

lol i watched part of the trailer before i gave up (low bandwidth owns me) and i guess the three-boobed hooker is back.

by **geForce** » Tue Jul 03, 2012 10:56 am

I thought the storyline was just loosely based on the original... the storyline summary seems different than the original.

Lol - and John Cho plays McClane. He doesn't look much like a McClane.

by **nature boy** » Tue Jul 03, 2012 11:00 am

john cho is in it too?

from the beginning of the trailer, it looks pretty much exactly the same, including a three-boobed hooker.

by **geForce** » Tue Jul 03, 2012 11:06 am

Yeah, it looks like the movie starts off almost exactly the same, but the original was about some Mars rebels trying to liberate the planet. The new version is about some war between two Earth factions, Euromerica and New Shanghai.

Plus, there's no Kuato listed in the credits. How can it be Total Recall without Kuato???

by **nature boy** » Tue Jul 03, 2012 11:35 am

lol, did they credit him in the last one? he was just a puppet!

by **geForce** » Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:51 pm

He credited him to the human host.. George.

by **nature boy** » Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:52 pm

lol, i didn't even remember that guy's name.
i just remember the three-boobed hooker.

by **nature boy** » Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:07 pm

speaking of which...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/2 ... de=1178081

by **Duncan** » Wed Jul 25, 2012 1:18 pm

interesting, the 3 boobed chick is half chinese... that kinda cleavage must be her irish side

by **nature boy** » Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:25 pm

i never heard of her before this. i wish i did though.

by **Duncan** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 9:38 am

she's also canadian, so you know, us canadians have to make a big deal about it because we celebrate each semi-famous canadian who walks this earth like they're a rare gem

by **nature boy** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 11:49 am

like nelly fertilizer?

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