by se7entse7en » Tue Mar 02, 2010 3:22 pm
Yeah, sports have definitely taken the place of God. Just because Canada invented the game of hockey due to our God given climate, it doesn't mean we should worship it... and we definitely do. Hockey is our Golden Calf.
Here's a post I saw on a friend's wall:
Our Father, who art in GM Place, hockey be thy name. Thy will be done, GOLD to be WON on ICE as well as IN THE STANDS. Give us this day, our hockey sticks, and forgive us our penalties, as we forgive those who crosscheck against us. Lead us not into elimination, but deliver us to victory, in the name of the fans, CANADA, and the HOLY PUCK. AMEN!
Inhaled nun sap
punish anal end