Win your wife's weight in beer + 5 times her weight in cash!

[se7entse7en]

[nature boy]

man i totally could have taken this! my wife weighs like 16 pounds!

but then, that means my prize would be 16 dollars? probably not worth it.

[se7entse7en]

Nope. 16 lbs of beer + $80 (16*5)!

[jeSteR]

I personally DON'T think that Nat could win this regardless of Winnie's weight. Something to do with his overall cardiovascluar health.

[nature boy]

actually, my cardio is pretty good considering i don't do anything at all. it's the fong genes man. look at my dad, by all rights that guy should be dead (and like 10 years ago). and he keeps on ticking.

[Duncan]

but i bet he didn't eat fried chicken skin all throughout his teens/twenties...

[nature boy]

no, but he smoked and drank like a sailor to the point where his doctor gave him 6 months to live... 12 years ago.

[jeSteR]

Yeah.... I don't think that you're really helping your argument here. Doesn't seem to me that Frank is going win any race soon with Shirley strapped to his back.

[nature boy]

no, i'm just saying that fong genes are strong and resilient. even though we might not live by the health standards that others have, we can still kick ass.